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Includes 6 each of the following phrases. 1. Bull Market - IT'S WHAT OUR COMPANY DOES, ONLY THE WORDS ARE IN THE WRONG ORDER. 2. Blamestorm  -IF AT FIRST WE DON'T SUCCEED, LET'S GET TOGETHER AND FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME. 3. Indecision - WHY RISK MAKING A DECISION WHEN THINGS OFTEN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES? 4. The Bermuda Cubicle - WHERE WORK DISAPPEARS WITHOUT A TRACE 5. Low-Hanging Fruit - THE FIRST TO GET PICKED AND CANNED 6. Verbosity - WHEN YOU ASK SOME PEOPLE THE TIME, THEY TELL YOU HOW TO BUILD A WATCH. OTHERS     MAKE YOU WANT  TO SMASH THE WATCH, TAKE OUT THE SPRINGS, AND JAM THEM IN YOUR EYES. 7. Blame - WHEN FAILURE IS IMMINENT 8. Backstabbing - BECAUSE THERE'S MUCH LESS RESISTANCE WHEN YOU ATTACK FROM BEHIND. 9. Prairie Dogging - WHEN YOU WORK ON A CUBE FARM, THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO GET THE LATEST DIRT. 10. Cash Cow - THE COMPANY GETS THE CASH. I GET MANURE.
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Includes 6 each of the following phrases.
1. Bull Market - IT'S WHAT OUR COMPANY DOES, ONLY THE WORDS ARE IN THE WRONG ORDER.
2. Blamestorm  -IF AT FIRST WE DON'T SUCCEED, LET'S GET TOGETHER AND FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME.
3. Indecision - WHY RISK MAKING A DECISION WHEN THINGS OFTEN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES?
4. The Bermuda Cubicle - WHERE WORK DISAPPEARS WITHOUT A TRACE
5. Low-Hanging Fruit - THE FIRST TO GET PICKED AND CANNED
6. Verbosity - WHEN YOU ASK SOME PEOPLE THE TIME, THEY TELL YOU HOW TO BUILD A WATCH. OTHERS
    MAKE YOU
WANT  TO SMASH THE WATCH, TAKE OUT THE SPRINGS, AND JAM THEM IN YOUR EYES.
7. Blame - WHEN FAILURE IS IMMINENT
8. Backstabbing - BECAUSE THERE'S MUCH LESS RESISTANCE WHEN YOU ATTACK FROM BEHIND.
9. Prairie Dogging - WHEN YOU WORK ON A CUBE FARM, THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO GET THE LATEST DIRT.
10. Cash Cow - THE COMPANY GETS THE CASH. I GET MANURE.