- 4-¼"x 5-½"; folded
- Laser and inkjet compatible
- 20 cards and envelopes/box
Bring some much-needed laughs to your office with these Humor
NoteCards™.
Includes 2 each of the following phrases.
1. Bull Market - IT'S WHAT OUR COMPANY DOES, ONLY THE WORDS
ARE IN THE WRONG ORDER.
2. Blamestorm - IF AT FIRST WE DON'T SUCCEED, LET'S GET
TOGETHER AND FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME.
3. Indecision - WHY RISK MAKING A DECISION WHEN THINGS OFTEN
TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES?
4. The Bermuda Cubicle - WHERE WORK DISAPPEARS WITHOUT A
TRACE
5. Low-Hanging Fruit - THE FIRST TO GET PICKED AND CANNED
6. Verbosity - WHEN YOU ASK SOME PEOPLE THE TIME, THEY TELL
YOU
HOW TO BUILD A WATCH. OTHERS MAKE YOU WANT TO
SMASH THE
WATCH, TAKE OUT THE SPRINGS, AND JAM THEM IN
YOUR EYES.
7. Blame - WHEN FAILURE IS IMMINENT
8. Backstabbing - BECAUSE THERE'S MUCH LESS RESISTANCE WHEN
YOU ATTACK FROM BEHIND.
9. Prairie Dogging - WHEN YOU WORK ON A CUBE FARM, THERE'S NO
BETTER WAY TO GET THE LATEST DIRT.
10. Cash Cow - THE COMPANY GETS THE CASH. I GET MANURE.