{"id":14077,"date":"2014-11-26T09:16:17","date_gmt":"2014-11-26T16:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/?p=14077"},"modified":"2014-12-05T14:04:27","modified_gmt":"2014-12-05T21:04:27","slug":"submit-your-embarrassing-christmas-party-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/submit-your-embarrassing-christmas-party-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Submit your Embarrassing Christmas Party Stories!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14078\" alt=\"Submit your Embarrassing Christmas Party\" src=\"\/blog\/media\/Submit-your-Embarrassing-Christmas-Party.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/media\/Submit-your-Embarrassing-Christmas-Party.png 600w, https:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/media\/Submit-your-Embarrassing-Christmas-Party-150x50.png 150w, https:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/media\/Submit-your-Embarrassing-Christmas-Party-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/media\/Submit-your-Embarrassing-Christmas-Party-350x116.png 350w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Have an embarrassing Christmas story? We want to hear it!<\/p>\n<p>Whether its an drunken office party foul, family dinner gone awry, or a childhood memory that evokes fear and humiliation, we want it.<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead, don&#8217;t be shy! Submit and we&#8217;ll publish and choose a winner right before Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>Come on, you know you want to.<\/p>\n<p>[gravityform id=&#8221;2&#8243; name=&#8221;Embarrassing Christmas Stories &#8220;]<\/p>\n<h2>To get the creative juices flowing, here are some funny examples:<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><i>I showed up to our annual Christmas party wearing the same tie as another guy. (I\u2019m a girl). So much for fashion forwardness.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>I thought I was going to an ugly sweater party but it ended up being a formal party. I was too far to go home\u00a0 and change , spent the whole night explaining what I was wearing. Very embarrassing.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>We were having a little work gathering at a bar\/restaurant for Christmas.\u00a0 As I was getting up to leave, I put my hand on the corner of the small table to push myself up as I stood.\u00a0 The table wasn&#8217;t that secure, and down we went!<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>I was young and went to a Christmas party with coworkers, and never have drank hard alcohol before.\u00a0 I got tipsy and told a male coworker I had a crush on him.\u00a0 He told me he was involved with someone, and he was not.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>Years ago I was at a Christmas Party and I was talking to one of the most handsome guys that I had ever seen. We were talking and he said something funny and I laughed and when I laughed I farted out loud by mistake.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><i>I got so drunk at my Husband&#8217;s Christmas Party that I invited everyone to meet at my house after the party&#8230; I got in bed throwing up sick and the doorbell starts ringing&#8230;My Husband says, &#8220;Who is that, did you invite people over here&#8221;?\u00a0 I said, &#8220;Maybe I did&#8221;&#8230;I was so embarrassed and my Husband was so mad&#8230; they just kept ringing the door bell, saying &#8220;Hey let us in, lets party!&#8221;<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Now Submit!<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have an embarrassing Christmas story? We want to hear it! 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