{"id":15924,"date":"2015-10-30T09:54:53","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T15:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/?p=15924"},"modified":"2015-10-30T09:54:53","modified_gmt":"2015-10-30T15:54:53","slug":"a-mad-lib-christmas-template-for-businesses-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paperdirect.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/a-mad-lib-christmas-template-for-businesses-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mad-Lib Christmas Template for Businesses"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"madlib<\/p>\n

Ah, Mad-Libs- that tried and true comedy elixir! For more than fifty years they\u2019ve been the formula for turning out effortless mirth. And as you let your hair and mistletoe down around the office, their childish charms are the perfect garnish for your budding Christmas cheer.<\/span><\/p>\n

But here at Paper Direct, we like to compound the shenanigans whenever possible. That\u2019s why we propose an office contest. Send around this holiday Lib with the first portion of that new Christmas classic, <\/span>Run D.M.C.\u2019s <\/span>Christmas in Hollis<\/span><\/i><\/a>. The winner gets the honor of busting their fresh lyrics to the delight of all at your company\u2019s Christmas party. A little tangible recognition for your poet laureate wouldn\u2019t go amiss either- <\/span>come peruse our wares for some fresh ideas<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Have fun kids, and Merry Christmas to all of you!<\/span><\/p>\n

Download our Mad-Lib Template Now<\/a><\/span><\/h2>\n

It was December 24th on [street name] after dark<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

When I seen a man chilling with his [animal] at the park<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I [past tense verb] them very slowly with my heart full of fear<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Looked at his [repeat animal from line 2] , oh my [cartoon character name], a[n] [adjective] reindeer<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

But then I was [present tense verb] because the man had a beard<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

And a bag full of [noun], 12 o’clock had neared<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

So I turned my head a second and the man was gone<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

But he must of [past tense verb] his wallet smack dab on the lawn<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I picked the wallet up and then I took a pause<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Took out the license and it cold said Santa Claus<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

A million dollars in it, a cold hundreds of G’s<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Enough to buy a [noun], matching [noun] with ease<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

But I’d never steal from Santa, ’cause that ain’t right<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

So I was going home to mail it back to him that night<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

But when I got home I [past tense verb], ’cause under the tree<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Was a letter from Santa and the dough is for me!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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